Never let it be said that I don't go the extra mile for dedicated readers of the Clu-blog.
I have once again braved the Sophos crypt, where we dangle manacled virus writers above shark-infested custard, to find a delightful selection of goodies as competition prizes for you.
To be in the running for one of these fabulous prizes all you need to do is fill in a quick one-page survey about social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Just complete the survey and you could be the proud recipient of a Sophos Threatsaurus - which puts computer security threats in easy-to-understand language. Five runners-up pulled out of the hat will have this guide winging its way to them in a padded envelope posted by my own fair hands.
But the top prize winner will receive the Threatsaurus and a luxurious Sophos laptop bag, a USB flexible light thing, an exclusive Sophos polo shirt, a biro, a clean Sophos mug, some Sophos post-it notes and possibly more..

The only way you can be win is to take part in the survey. Chop chop!
Small print: You get the runner-up prizes if you're one of the first five names pulled out of the hat. The winner of the super-duper top prize will be the sixth name drawn out of the hat. We have to ask you for your email address so we can contact you if you win the prize, but feel free to ignore it if you're paranoid. Of course, you won't win the prizes then - but you'll still have helped us with the survey.

