Forget the Superbowl or the Stanley Cup.
For a real edge-of-the-seat thrill, you can't beat armchair mathematics...
We probably shouldn't say anything that sounds even slightly positive about any of of the zillions of messages that pour into our spam collection every hour.
But sometimes it's hard to resist thinking, "That's got to be the Spam of the Day."
The Marketing Monster of Mountain View has felt the wrath of the US Federal Trade Commission on several occasions.
But callously running down an innocent pack animal in rural Bostwana? Surely that's stooping to a whole new level?
Over the past five days, lots of you have used Naked Security to find out how to turn off Java in one of the five major browsers.
And that has given us browser statistics. There are too many variables to know what they tell us, but they do make a neat-looking graph!
There's so much unreconstructed spam these days - old-school spam which doesn't make the slightest attempt to disguise its outrageous bogosity - that finding amusing examples is a like searching for a stalk of hay in a haystack.
But here's one that's well worth seeing.