We probably shouldn't say anything that sounds even slightly positive about any of of the zillions of messages that pour into our spam collection every hour.
But sometimes it's hard to resist thinking, "That's got to be the Spam of the Day."
As a security professional, I'm generally happy to receive spam. Not directly into my inbox, of course, but into a special folder where I can look at it later.
Here's an absolute ripper for your entertainment.