Sorry, there isn’t a reward

Apologies to those of you who have heard enough already about the rumpus over my name being misused on Facebook.

Further to my appearance on the Richard & Judy TV show, some Facebookers are starting a rumour that I have offered a £5000 reward for the identification of the pumpkin-head who tried to defame me on Facebook.

A message to those who are believing this nonsense. If that was truly the case, don’t you think I would have mentioned it up here on my blog or on

It seems people will believe anything if it is in a nicely-proportioned font.