When I was a child, I was fascinated by ATM machines. I had a savings account which my mother would deposit money regularly and I waited for the day that I could raid the account with the ATM card for frivolous spending on console games and fast food.
Nigerians have developed a cunning method to transfer millions of dollars to lucky winners worldwide. Yes, it is indeed the humble ATM card.
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE THE SENATE RESOLUTION COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/LOTTERY PAYMENT HAVE VERIFIED YOUR PAYMENT FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/LOTTERY PAYMENT.SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU.
WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE NEW PRESIDENT, ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR’ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
THIS CARD CENTRE WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT TO WITHDRAW IS TWO THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER DAY. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS WAY, PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW TO THE ATM PAYMENT DIRECTOR WHOSE CONTACT INFORMATION IS ALSO OUTLINED BELOW. JUST CALL HIM IMMEDAITELY FOR MORE DETAILS REGARGING YOUR PAYMENT.
1. FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD TO (P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
REV. HENRY UGOMA
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US$6M AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS LAST QUARTER OF 2009. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S)TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.
We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call ,if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating people , we shall stop and cancel your payment immediately.
As much as I love the idea, I thought that if I have to purchase a luxury car or property, I would have to make many visits to the ATM. However, losers can’t be choosers. REV. HENRY UGOMA, please send me that ATM card now.