A team of burglars allegedly broke into a Tennessee PricewaterhouseCoopers office on August 25 and made off with US presidential Republican nominee Mitt Romney’s tax returns.
The hackers are supposedly holding the returns for $1 million ransom and have maybe copied the documents onto flash drives, possibly stuck the drives into manila envelopes with handwritten, magic-marker lettering, which they then perhaps slid through the slot in Democrats’ and PwC’s office doors – if, in fact, any of it happened at all.
The original claim, as posted on Pastebin on Sunday, promises that the thieves will release the files to the public later this month:
Romney's 1040 tax returns were taken from the PWC office 8/25/2012 by gaining access to the third floor via a gentleman working on the 3rd floor of the building. Once on the 3rd floor, the team moved down the stairs to the 2nd floor and setup shop in an empty office room. During the night, suite 260 was entered, and all available 1040 tax forms for Romney were copied. A package was sent to the PWC on suite 260 with a flash drive containing a copy of the 1040 files, plus copies were sent to the Democratic office in the county and copies were sent to the GOP office in the county at the beginning of the week also containing flash drives with copies of Romney's tax returns before 2010. A scanned signature image for Mitt Romney from the 1040 forms were scanned and included with the packages, taken from earlier 1040 tax forms gathered and stored on the flash drives.
The group will release all available files to the public on the 28 of September, 2012
As this was said anonymously, it could be about as factual as an Anonymous-branded claim earlier this week that 12 million iPhone and iPad device IDs had been hacked from an FBI agent’s laptop.
And just how factual was that Anonymous claim?
In the FBI’s own, fully capitalized, Tweeted words, “TOTALLY FALSE”.
What we do know for sure: the Secret Service agency is investigating the matter.
Secret Service spokesman George Ogilvie told CNET that the agency is investigating and had no further comment. There’d been no updates when I called Ogilvie on Thursday.
A followup message posted on Tuesday demanded $1,000,000, paid in Bitcoins.
In return, the poster says, the keys to unlock the data
"will be purged and what ever is inside the documents will remain a secret forever."
The followup post also contained details of the supposed heist, claiming that the thieves gained access to network file servers and copied electronic tax documents for Mitt Romney and his wife, Ann Romney, with the help of some type of security flaw that “will probably get [some people] fired”.
The author of the post also claimed that major news media outlets will be sent an encrypted copy of the most recent tax years on file.
PwC released a statement saying that it’s working closely with the Secret Service but so far has found no evidence that its systems had been compromised or that the tax returns had been accessed by unauthorized parties.
What we also know for sure: CNET reports that Democratic and Republican party offices in Williamson County, Tennessee, where the PwC office is located, did in fact receive thumb drives in packages late last week.
As far as the Democratic party leaders went, they opened the package, found the hackers’ message (which was pretty much the same as the original Pastebin post, with the addition of a rubber stamp impression of Romney’s signature at the bottom) and the thumb drive, laughed over how rinky-dink the whole thing was, nearly threw it away, but finally decided to hand it over to the Secret Service without trying to find out what was on the thumb drive.
Peter Burr, chairman of the county Democratic Party, told CNET that the party leaders found the package on the floor, dropped through the mail slot, addressed to “Dem Party Ldrs” in thick green marker, when they went to headquarters for an executive committee meeting last Thursday night:
"It was a small, manila envelope with bubble wrap lining. … I opened it and found inside a piece of paper folded into quarters and a black Cruzer 4 gig thumb drive."
"We almost threw the letter away. We passed it around and it drew some laughs."
"We considered this probably a scam and didn't really think much of it until these inquiries began happening today. Obviously, we would have no interest in obtaining information like this from a source like this as the Democratic Party. We're very interested in knowing what Mitt Romney's tax returns look like, but we would only be interested if it came from official sources."
Of course the Democratic party would be very interested indeed to look at Romney’s tax returns, but in the meantime, it’s gleefully squeezing Romney’s tax reticence as evidence that the presidential nominee pays a lower tax rate than middle-class US families.
One hates to blame victims of what might turn out to be extortion if these Pastebin claims are true, but it’s hard not to see Romney as bringing this whole tax pickle down on his own head.
Romney’s father, George Romney, released 12 years worth of tax returns when he ran for president in 1968. Mitt Romney has released only one, nearly complete 2010 return, with his 2011 return due out in October—that’s it, no more returns forthcoming.
So he’s called attention to the very documents he’d rather people keep their peepers off of.
If he’d just release his taxes, there wouldn’t be anything to raise ransoms about, be they real or be they just Pastebin pipedreams.
And regarding the Democratic party leaders’ abstinence vis-a-vis plugging in mysterious flash drives: bravo!
It’s nice to hear somebody’s paying attention to Naked Security’s (et al.) advice on USB drives’ unhygienic nastiness.