Google has been accused of many things, but KILLING A DONKEY?

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Google has been accused of many things in its comparatively short history.

There was the little matter of using dodgy JavaScript to misrepresent its privacy assurances, those privacy deceptions in its Buzz rollout, and that $500,000,000 penalty for profiting from unlawful ads.

Yes, Sir!

The Marketing Monster of Mountain View has felt the wrath of the US Federal Trade Commission on several occasions.

But callously running down an innocent pack animal in rural Kweneng District, Bostwana? Someone's valuable and much loved property?

Surely that's stooping to a whole new level?

Incredibly, Google not only deaded a donkey, but documented the dastardly deed, and dobbed itself in, on its very own Rural Africa Street View service!

Eagle-eyed Google Maps users [Vulture-eyed might have been a better choice, Ed.] found the evidence here, in this sequence of successive Street View photos showing the Googmobile driving callously away from the dead or dying beast.

1. Just after impact, where the donkey seems to have gone under the wheels or have fallen into the road after being hit from the side:

2. The car carries on regardless:

3. And it just keeps on driving, leaving the donkey flattened in the dust:

Actually, it didn't happen like that. (And the Googlers who drive Street View cars probably don't say "dude" all the time, like our Dumb-and-Dumber types do in the photo-captions above.)

You can see what the problem is with the evidence, can't you?

Cultural presumption, that's what!

The photos above are in reverse order. The car isn't retreating at all.

Like most of Southern and East Africa, Botswana used to be under British colonial rule.

And whatever regrettable legacies Perfidious Albion might have left in its overseas demenses, there was one thing it got right.

Or, more precisely, left.

Here's the clue, in a photo taken shortly before the donkey encounter, showing a vehicle approaching in the other direction, but on the right-hand side.

Google's car was travelling, as the law requires, on the left side of the road.

The Googlers approached the donkey, slowed down, and stopped to watch.

Just like an elephant or a horse might do, the donkey was having a nice dust bath. After a little while it got up and trotted off to the roadside.

The Googlers drove on, and Street View was safe. So was Eeyore.

The internet's a fruitful - some would say endless - source of data, much of which simply comes to you by the ultrabyte.

But making information out of that data... that still requires your personal thought and attention!

Be careful out there.

Oh, and keep to the speed limit. Especially on dirt roads.

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9 Responses to Google has been accused of many things, but KILLING A DONKEY?

  1. James · 993 days ago

    Good thing it wasn't Apple, they'd have hit a Botswana

  2. Thomas · 993 days ago

    You also tell the direction of the car by looking around. Behind the car the road is covered in dust. So simple, but noone thought about it...

    • Paul Ducklin · 992 days ago

      Well, it is a dirt it could have got covered in dust by an earlier vehicle, or even by one going in the other direction. So you can still go for the conspiracy theory on those grounds if you want.

  3. bill blagge · 993 days ago

    So I won't be eating it in my cheapo supermarket beefburger?

  4. TonyG · 993 days ago

    I can't believe you missed the obvious line to work into the story - "Drop the Dead Donkey". For those of you not old enough it was a great satire on Channel 4!

    I vaguely recall that this was the instruction to the newsreader to not do (drop) the story about the dead donkey because it was not true.

  5. Sootie · 992 days ago

    Google also realeased full photos where you can actually see the mirrors on the car facing the same way as the donkey

    • Paul Ducklin · 992 days ago

      More importantly, there are Street View frames showing the donkey clearly alive (or at least very realistically propped up on all fours :-) both in front of and behind the vehicle.

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Paul Ducklin is a passionate security proselytiser. (That's like an evangelist, but more so!) He lives and breathes computer security, and would be happy for you to do so, too. Paul won the inaugural AusCERT Director's Award for Individual Excellence in Computer Security in 2009. Follow him on Twitter: @duckblog