It’s April the First, and we thought we’d celebrate the day with something a bit different.
So instead of doing an April Fool, we’ve gone for some April Fun.
We took three recent computer security stories, and turned them into poems!
More precisely, we turned them into rhyming verse. Doggerel, in fact.
So, with apologies to the great Canadian versifier, Mr Robert William Service, we bring you:
- The [Bitcoin] miner’s lament
- I want to post a picture [on Snapchat]
- The citizens of Whitehorse [deal with the End of XP]
Have fun – you can listen (they’re only about a minute each), or just read then to yourself below:
Click on the poems to go to the articles they refer to. You can also view the poems in text form.