Don’t forget – Facebook is full of chain letter hoaxes, and in spite of what they all breathlessly proclaim in exclamation-cluttered, improperly capitalized and weird-syntax-strewn legalese fiction, copying and pasting them will NOT protect your posts from a fictional Facebook “All Content Is Ours” grab.
Nonetheless, the Facebook hoaxers would have you believe otherwise: yet again, the platform is being flooded with a flim-flam nonsense chain letter, claiming that everything you post on Facebook will suddenly become public – “starting tomorrow!!!”
Your friends have probably shared it. Your family has probably shared it. Maybe you shared it, just trying to be helpful? At any rate, it’s likely that if you’re on Facebook, you’ve seen these posts by the bucketful.
As is typical, the wording varies a bit, but they’re spouting the same sort of nonsense…
In internet years, this one’s as old as the hills. It’s as old as dirt. It’s as old as the hills that produced the dirt from Methuselah’s sandal treads: Snopes debunked it in 2012.
This is the full text of one variation that’s been spreading this week:
Copy, Paste and Breathe
Where do you even start with dissecting this dung beetle ball? I guess the bogosity of the legal claims is as good a place as any…
You can’t copy and paste your way out of ToS
Taking control of your online content is nowhere near as simple as copying and pasting a blob of text onto your Facebook wall. The law simply doesn’t work that way. Using any website to store content or personal details requires compliance with the site’s terms of service. If you want to wade through Facebook’s ToS, here you go.
One of the common legal talismans referenced [in the chain letter] is UCC Section 1-308, which has long been popular among conspiracy buffs who incorrectly maintain that citing it above your signature on an instrument will confer upon you the ability to invoke extraordinary legal rights.
Well, what about that Rome Statute?
You’d be wise to question what the heck the Rome Statute actually is. I did, and as far as I can tell, it’s a reference to the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, which established four core international crimes: genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and the crime of aggression.
Whether Facebook’s use of your content constitutes any of those crimes is a topic for another day. For today’s hoax debunking, suffice it to say that the “problem” this non-solution is supposed to address doesn’t exist. Facebook isn’t claiming copyright to your personal information, photographs, or other material. Nor has the platform announced any plans that would make all Facebook posts public (even previously deleted ones), regardless of a user’s privacy settings.
At least two of the many times this chain letter has come around, Facebook has reassured users that they…
…own the intellectual property (IP) that is uploaded to the social network, but depending on their privacy and applications settings, users grant the social network ‘a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook (IP License).’
Furthermore, we can breathe without being reminded
There are plenty of other red flags signifying that this chain letter is bogus, including improper English usage. For example, “Deadline” shouldn’t be capitalized. The proper sentence construction would also include an article, i.e., “Don’t forget Deadline today!!!”, should say, “the deadline.” Finally, regarding the three exclamation points that end that non-sentence???!!! That’s classic hoax usage, trying to amp up your adrenaline so you’ll jump when they snap their spammy fingers.
Copy, Paste and Breathe? We suggest instead that you Report It as Spam, Don’t Post It, Delete It If You Have Posted It, and You Likely Can Breathe Just Fine Without Some Hoaxer Telling You To.